Moondoggie and three of his surfing buddies have gone surfing every Saturday for nearly thirty years. One Saturday, the guys are surfing near a highway when a funeral processional drives by. Well, Moondoggie lays down his pool, stands up on his board and places his hand over his heart. This processional is huge and takes nearly five minutes to pass. Once it passes, Kent sits down on his board and waits for the next wave. Needless to say his buddies are floored by his actions. One of ‘em finally speaks up and says, “that sure was a respectful thing you did there when they went by.” Kent replied, “It seems the least I could do seeing as how I’ve been married to the woman for over thirty years!”
"You know, its not really fair that you weigh 30 pounds less than me."
Man you look goofy in that hood. . . Uh oh, I’m wearing one too.
What were you thinking when you bought a board with five fins?
Oh goody! One more story about your last surfing vacation.
Are you really going surfing again next day???
I don’t understand it!!!!
Dog surfer!!!!
Is the surfer really better there?
